• ricktoriasgijinkas

ricktoriasgijinkas:

Alistair: EXACTLY WHY I NEED TO.

EXACTLY

I WILL KILL HIM AND THEN BURN HIS HAT.

-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSP-

WHY WOULD YOU BURN HIS HAT
I BET HE REALLY LIKES HIS HAT

-pats sleeve- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 

ricktoriasgijinkas:

thedratiniandthemagikarp:

ricktoriasgijinkas:

Alistair: NOIMNOT

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A SIMON DOESNT MEAN THAT IM A PRETTY LADY

BECAUSE IM MANLY.

I CAN LIFT HEAVY THINGS AND PUNCH BIRDS AND SHIT.

WHOOOFUCKINGGGTOLDDDYOUUU

A little birdie told me Miss Alistair~

You’re  prettylady

dont deny is Miss Alistair

Alistair: ….WASITTHATMETALBIRDBITCHFORTISORSOMETHING

ILLFUCKINGKILLHIM

IMNOTPRETTYDHRTGVGT

…..NOOooooooooo
DONT ILL PEOPLE

PRETTY LADIES DONT KILL PEOPLE MISS ALISTAIR 

ricktoriasgijinkas:

Alistair: NOIMNOT

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A SIMON DOESNT MEAN THAT IM A PRETTY LADY

BECAUSE IM MANLY.

I CAN LIFT HEAVY THINGS AND PUNCH BIRDS AND SHIT.

WHOOOFUCKINGGGTOLDDDYOUUU

ricktoriasgijinkas:

thedratiniandthemagikarp:

I….Heard you got yourself a boyfriend…

I told you you were a prettylady uwu

Alistair:… WHAT

WHO…

WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU

WHOEVER TOLD YOU THAT IS LYING

AND IM NOT A PRETTY LADY IM MANLY

SO FUCKING MANLY 

MANLY. 

Shhhhhhshshshshshhh

SHhhhhhSHhSHhHSHHHHSHHSHhshHShHSH

Mister Alistaaairrrr

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

You are the prettiest lady uwu

I….Heard you got yourself a boyfriend…

I told you you were a prettylady uwu

SORRY WE WERE GONE SO LONG!

what’d we miss?

I see mister Alistair got a manly friend… I told you you were a pretty lady mister Alistair uwu

(( such a pro ))

( ahhhh yessssssss sure i forgot ahh dljvndrfjngvkfj ))

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